For Shilo

2:56:10 PM issacfeldman: thanks for the info
2:56:53 PM Caitie: I'm going to post that ALL OVER your facebook.
2:57:00 PM issacfeldman: k.
2:57:05 PM issacfeldman: I'll delete it...
2:57:07 PM Caitie: Along with a story.
2:57:13 PM Caitie: About how beautiful you are.
2:57:13 PM issacfeldman: no actually I won't
2:57:22 PM issacfeldman: AWWWWWWWW
2:58:15 PM Caitie: And then the story will have a nice transition...
2:58:22 PM issacfeldman: lol
2:58:32 PM Caitie: And you'll be bleeding all over the place.
2:58:44 PM Caitie: And your mother will be standing over you saying, "I told you to use a condom."
2:58:57 PM issacfeldman: My mom doesn't give a damn
2:59:09 PM Caitie: So.?
2:59:13 PM Caitie: THIS IS MY STORY SHUT UP
2:59:17 PM issacfeldman: oh, ok
2:59:26 PM Caitie: Then you'll scream out in agonizing pain.
2:59:30 PM Caitie: And the world will go dark
2:59:54 PM Caitie: And you'll find yourself waking up in the arms of a beautiful... tree.
3:00:12 PM Caitie: And you'll say quite sexily, "How on earth did you get here?"
3:00:23 PM Caitie: And then you'll hear a slight pop, and a cry.
3:00:32 PM Caitie: And out will come a new child.
3:00:41 PM Caitie: As dark as rain, and as bold as love.
3:01:20 PM Caitie: And then you'll hear your mother screaming from somewhere far away, "That better be a girl, or your guts I'll have in my soup tonight!"
3:01:32 PM Caitie: And then you'll look up at the sun.
3:01:44 PM Caitie: And it will begin to melt all over you.
3:01:51 PM Caitie: You'll find yourself covered in brains.
3:02:07 PM Caitie: And you'll know, right then, that this is the beautiful world you live in.